Deep in the outflow pipe beneath the alphabetti spaghetti plan, the commando team reflects on their losses before the final assault.

Computer spits at a man eating a sausage

In the future, bumper cars will be the primary transportation for commuting office workers.

The lecture notes provided by professor pineapple are somewhat unhelpful.

Jerking off to bestiality with a fish in one's ear.

Superblob, a blue jelly, promises to save you. Also, homosexuals.

VHS tape goes blind

Satan's horse legions rebel

disaster strikes for the french puppet, the toilet looks on

The tabloid press

An abstract interpretation of the conclusion of the first of Descartes' Meditations

The previous guy drew horse tits, feel free to draw what you like.

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