The latest video games console: the xbox infinity. It's called that cause that's how much time it takes from your life.

Superman backhands someone exclaiming "They're called PECS!" with KRAM! as the sound effect of his pimp-slap

Apparently I can't spell. Well, I'll have you know, sir, that I am a highly educated man and the Prince of Nigeria.Give me your bank details

Silhouette of couple (arm over shoulder) in between two trees at twilight the sky is a mix of purple to yellow concentric circles

Stoner mug emblazoned with a marijuana leaf and '420'. Anyone who'd drink out of that is a dickhead

Man inside a question mark with a question mark on his face.

Cyclops unicorn with a purple horn and pink skin. It looks happy, but in a sinister way

Absol (the pokemon) is happy and exclaims: Hi!

A tongue. This was so much fun for me to describe.

Angry blue eyed blond slut with a pig nose, red cheek make-up and whorish red lipstick.

Rock sings 'I will always love you'

Giant fat red alien stands on a green planet is so big his body reaches outer space & he gets hit on the back of the head by a shooting star