so the weird invisible monster stuck his weird red and blue tongue out to the large oil spill he always loved so much

Senpai is never gonna notice you.

Potato chips eating a bag of humans

I'm sad because I'm grey, even though my hat is blue, and my shirt is green.

When driving a pink car, don't forget to high five the passing by dinosaurs or they won't let you go further

it's very well known that carrots in fishnet socks are always down with ATMs

Put the coins in your eyes.

Face torture .

A can of cola in tears.

Eggplants wearing make up.

WTF, man?

The Holy Bacon