Sollux Captor, a Homestuck character with gray skin, chin-length black hair, red/blue eyes and 4 short horns, 2 on each side of his head.
Odd Vriska hates you.
Puff the Magic Lazy-Ass Dragon
"LE WHAT FACE"
Unicorn riding a turtle who's trying to eat pizza in front of the U.S. Congress Building.
Medic from the video game Team Fortress 2.
A man with chin-length hair that has pink, blue, green and purple (in that order) bows in it on each side. He also has green eyes.
Person with a pink poofy shirt, perm, and dark skin color holding a paper clip and a piece of bread.
A bald Harry Potter stick figure with wiggly arms, holding a wand saying "Go! Magic!"
Fat Satan making you 10% more evil thanks to brown pie.
Green beans and meat balls
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