I love you, pizza waifu.

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A donut flees to America, a land where they can spell what he is without the use of seventeen u's.

God fucking dammit, this cool dog is just the biggest douchebag, I swear to god.

B-but doctor! I've already taken my dosage for the day!

TIL AMA LE LE LE LE LE LE KONY 2012

You wonder if you were born this way.

Why don't you getalong, Apple boy. Afore something bad happens to ya.

Your father may or may not be a lesbian.

Dynamite Heady 2: RELOADED

Fifty years later and they still can't decide if Drive was good...

The Monopoly Man's strict adherence to his Utilitarian lifestyle leads to the loss of his hat.