A plant with square roots

cookie monster gets high on cookies

demon puppies

a lesbian jelly bean

A lesbain driving a uhaul truck

women's basketball, but rainbows fly everywhere

Beyonce Knowles if she was an azyual queen bee and her fans the workers

Winnie the Pooh and Piglet murder someone

a man turns a gecko into peanut butter

dinosaurs didn't roar

an actual bear walks into a gay bar

Raccoons eating trash