The earth's atmosphere disappears. Everything flies out into space; apples, water... Man stands looking up, confused.

Man wants to shoot walrus, but it's too cute to shoot.

Conan the Barbarian is not funny... He is deadly and shirtless.

Barbarian with battle-axe versus a knight with a longsword

*nope* face... grey skin, yellow eyes, yellow/orange horns, black hair

Radical radical... punny... (Cube root of 72 has just stabbed someone)

Character from video game 'Journey' writes in his diary while sinking, "Dear Diary, today, I found quicksand; it is shit." Very well drawn.

Welcome to Weirdo's Show! Here is Weirdo with a crown for a head and squiggles for arms... (He hates his show).

Why don't we all hold hands and give whirled peas a chance?

Just because it is a drawing of a face does NOT make it a part of a meme. "Faces ∉ {memes}"

Mister T-Rex: "and, I was like: 'Bitch, I bought the airline.'"

Aquaman drowns.

TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×