A blue dot wanking till it came.

Melanoma cancer on a stick with the word, "Americuh!" graffitied across it.

Doodle or Die

A priest being attacked by a demon holy water with a cross on it.

Your moms vagina. With a flairing pussy hair. That says "The Truth"

Crazy Carrot Top on crack!

A bear with a beard tea bagging and pissing in a blonde bitches face.

Tranny headed over to the bed to take it in the ass before calling it a night.

Carrot Top who is snorting so much cocaine he gets cancer

A green pineapple, broccoli thing that makes a HUGE AWESOME DICK IN YO MOUTH explosion!!!!!

Kanye mutha fuckin West! (that looks like a giant house with his slot shades)

Pikachu trying to grab at a giant dildo that vibrates

burt reynolds with his chest motha fuckin ripped open like a got damn alian baby ripped out of his chest with a dick on his head! bitch! <3

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