"I've been had," he thought. "I am literally retarded, I didn't notice I was buying an empty ice cream cone."

Ricardio the Heart Guy propositions the Ice King

Meauschwitz.

Grimace has a shield.

I <3 Butts

Buying toys on Amazon.com

What is life worth when your pet duck runs away?

Kuato is lonely

A very nice man with eye problems, a snappy hat, and pipe cleaners glued to his face.

"Fraftopus!" he cried into the uncaring night.

Craaaaaazy carrot.

Kawaii Coat