Cookie gets elected president in 2016, immediately bans all clicking

Socrates died for this shit

tjk drawing nectarines

tjk impresses all the ladies when he finally stops drawing furry porn, leaves his house, and purchases a fedora

Anti-communist man describes his idea of a fascist utopia; ironically owns an "I love Marx" mug

Yellow river splits into two smaller rivers, conveniently bypassing the fallen telephone poles; house provides commentary.

The United Poops of America

Skull looks into mirror, sees full human head staring back at it. We observe this interaction from inside of the mirror, looking out.

New restaurant in town is widely acclaimed: Nude Poop Salad

brown paper bag is thankful for the convenience of modern technology

Death Doge™

brave pilot flies a dog into battle against the Shitlords of Reddit