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A very excited hotdog is trying to take a bite out of some plump weiners from sme black guy wearing a "whale mart" hat

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A good looking pair of hamburger buns

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Somehow gravity has switched around and now a balloon is about to fall onto a rock and pop! SAVE THAT BALLOON!

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Princess Peach is pretty excited that she just got blasted with water from King Koopa

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Garfield got buff as hell and is now eating women's heads

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Superman just found out that he has kyrptonite AIDS

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A unicorn riding Mexican exclaims, "I'm coming sheriff Joe!" Arpaio beware...

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Two kids are riding giraffes to some magical place where John Travolta didn't die while taking a shit in Pulp Fiction.

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Man goes into welfare office because it gives out money

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Johnny Carson Dog is demanding more from a salt shaker.

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A winged brontosaurus is yelling, "You suck at singing, bro!" to someone off screen.

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A group of four men eat sushi off a naked woman. All but one are pleased about this arrangement. He probably got bad sushi

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