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Spiderman, if Stan Lee never graduated the 1st grade.
A man stands coldly gazing upon the lifeless husk of a banana he's brutally murdered with an aluminum baseball bat bashed through its head.
alfred e neuman regards a doodle of a stickman and isn't impressed by it
nypd blue in space
the country of bolivia has completed its annual taco payment to steve
Rome glitters brightly in the sunlight as a victorious consul returns from campaign.
a broke octopus pretends it has other things to do to hide the fact that it can't play poker with the lads
a ginger haired tom cruise needs a footstool to boost himself up in order to use the toilet
doctor who wants to shove something in your ear
a guy with unkempt hair greets the viewer
Perez Prado, the king of Mambo.
Johann Sebastian Bach opening for nirvana in 1993