Killer Febreeze
FUCKING ADORABLE PUPPY
Your mom is so dumb, she bought tickets to xBox live.
Naked turtle
Sonic punching Mario in the tit.
Steve Jobs
A turd that was born with the capability to talk.
A black guy in the tardis
a dead bee
Stick Helen Keller
A green vampire blushing
A man at a birthday party covered in Ke$ha sparkles.