How the snake learned to stop worrying and fuck the bomb.

The sturgeon loves cupcake

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Rodin's 'Thinker', hard at work on his granite slab.

A homeless dog is called out by some bitch

Lazy farmer naps on the hood of his John Deere.

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The last dinosaur on earth is GAY?

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Garden Gnome plots revenge against the leaky garden hose.

RoboQWOP's programming shuts down just shy of 2 meters.

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Godzilla protects Tokyo from Destroyah!

The dude from daft punk took a second job selling Proactiv to angsty teenagers.

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