Give me your purse and no one gets hurt! "AAAH! It's not a purse, sir, it's an oversized lock!"

"Words" The gods cry from above, and nobody but one hears. He screams with terror, as he knows he has sinned an will be shown no mercy.

Unfortunately, Big Bird and Grover have been displaced due to gentrification in Sesame Street

Beloved children's book "If you give a mouse a cookie" except it's "If you give a shark-mouse a goldfish cracker"

A bald Quagmire gets hit in the head with a small blue lazer

god dammit richard you fucked up the rubix cube again

can a match box? No but a spam can!

Oh shit, the L fell down on the Flag Shop sign!

Happy pupper bouta murder his owner to get into the nice, crunchy inside.

how about you draw YOURSELF some BITCHES!!! haha gottem!!

Lightning MacQueen jar incident

What I say when someone asks if I would smash the hamburger helper glove