Kool aid man has some sinister intentions

Give me your purse and no one gets hurt! "AAAH! It's not a purse, sir, it's an oversized lock!"

"Words" The gods cry from above, and nobody but one hears. He screams with terror, as he knows he has sinned an will be shown no mercy.

Guy from metal gear solid, his asscheeks are too big he keeps alerting the guards D:

Unfortunately, Big Bird and Grover have been displaced due to gentrification in Sesame Street

Beloved children's book "If you give a mouse a cookie" except it's "If you give a shark-mouse a goldfish cracker"

A bald Quagmire gets hit in the head with a small blue lazer

god dammit richard you fucked up the rubix cube again

can a match box? No but a spam can!

Oh shit, the L fell down on the Flag Shop sign!

Happy pupper bouta murder his owner to get into the nice, crunchy inside.

:) emoji has a hot bod