Blind man condems his son's kite fetish.

Hitler using his bear hands to comfort a lonely salmon

A man is confused and angry by the finite number of doritos in the universe.

The XBOne is dead on arrival and is adopted by a family of ghosts.

A tiny rocket car flies directly toward an armless ginger man's face and he couldn't care less. He has no arms yet he must shrug.

Zelda dances nude to the Kings of Leon at a rave.

The hammer is on strike.

A man can't appreciate the beauty of nature.

The love between a gherkin and a tomato.

The crab is faster than the tortoise and starfish.

Robo-duck.

The ghost of Trayvon Martin and a souless gun enthusiast both try in influence the mind of a hapless walmart customer.