Doodle or Die

My Little Pony being anally raped with a big black dildo

okay...A cow/cat hybrid is giving a handjob to a transvestite ghost who is holding a shish kebab. i don't know

The elephant man asks Precious if she's gay. She has had the words "Not today" tattooed on her fat stomach. She replies, "Ima kick yo ass"

Whoops, the description is too short. How about a little more love? IT'S A FUCKING HORSE

A man stares at a money tree and has a horrifying epiphany that he is, in fact, old. Also dust.

An elephant cuts a man in half with the force of his exhale

Link celebrates after finding the golden ticket but that stupid bitch Navi interrupts

popcorn. really exciting drawing.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHATEVER YOU FUCKING DO DO NOT PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON

Doodle or Die

A crying elephant shows only his head

A napkin with a jizz stain and the word 'Hi!' written on it

nigga's legs too long for his bike

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