As poor Ernie Eggplant was admiring an art exhibit, he was hastily trampled to a pulp by careless museum goers.

Lightning bolt strikes a tiny puddle.

Blue bird of paradise flies to a tree among the star-dotted night sky.

Looks like a stick figure bloodily sawed his arm off. It's not a power saw, so something is strange here...

A tube of Colgate toothpaste is dropped into a raging sea of pollution. Let's hope for the best, gentlemen.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Tophat Ant angrily holds a Bubblegum Hand Grenade.

Eggplant with spring legs + shoes. Also has a blank expression, long tongue, and golden tongue ring.

A stick figure angrily confronting a pile of feces.

Hardest Donkey Kong level yet.

Generic Unhappy Tree

YON NEWS HATH BROKEN! ANCIENT BEHEMOTH ATTACKS THE PALACE!