a white guy saying "whoa lets not go there bro" after some dude insults him for being white

The gunk that comes out of a popped zit staring at you with the most intense glare

Chocobo

The American Government shoving a red, white, and blue hat up the American people's asses.

a goomba making fun of mario's genitals

The American Government

man with erection contemplates destroying his pussy cat

Hulk Hogan in a transformed giant shark-like state attacks a man in a boat.

Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier

An awesome 4chan thread being lost to the abyss

The premise of every That 70's Show episode

old decrepit hand