That little purple dragon from that one pony show.
Shrek is dead and his ear is a shoe.
A happy as all hell wall-eyed shark pointing to the right.
Red October, standing by.
A sunflower with a dismembered coat on it stating aloud "The hand is sacred."
A squid playing basketball on the recently deceased Vegetable Man.
An anthropomorphic bowl full of eyeballs and another bowl full of noses on a clear blue sunny day.
And he was only 1 more day from retirement!
Jack Skellington finally came out of the closet.
The superanimal Wonderpig's only super power was that his nose was an electrical socket.
Smoke chocolate erryday.
A lonely man who likes to wear a unicorn horn wishing his unicorn-cat-carrot hybrid by the name of 'Babe' a happy birthday.