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Shrek is dead and his ear is a shoe.

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And he was only 1 more day from retirement!

Jack Skellington finally came out of the closet.

The superanimal Wonderpig's only super power was that his nose was an electrical socket.

Smoke chocolate erryday.

A lonely man who likes to wear a unicorn horn wishing his unicorn-cat-carrot hybrid by the name of 'Babe' a happy birthday.

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