Maybe I should sell my children. Just think of all the Emmental I could buy.

God refuses to bless a sexually ambiguous person. Instead he throws an apricot at them.

Spotty and Mook have me surrounded.

New Chain

A man with only 7 limbs is refused entry into the Octopod Olympics.

A man with a nasty eye infection enjoys watching an unseen being sleep.

Doctor Pepper is wasted on a rotting corpse.

A shaking carrot, he is scared as other carrots are hung upside down from the ceiling, with dyed foliage.

A man with a large head lacks suitable toilet facilities.

Falling Billboard Decapitates Giant!

A baby crowning from a green haired lady.

Doodle or Die

Having kissed PB, Finn regrets his actions, and decides to incinerate her with his fire magic.

Even if the most exciting aspect of a game is collecting rocks, this series proves it's still profitable.

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