Guy gets caught by his redhead wife trying to have a wank on the sofa, but he is angry because he can't get it up, so his wife offers help.

Milky bar kid with facial odour.

New Chain

Super hot blonde barmaid getting chatted up by a large octopus.

Squirtle vs Gingerbread man - Pokemon Blue style. BATTLE!

Some asshole takes a bite out of the gingerbread man. Donkey probably got hungry.

A dog pretending to be a cat, with a bra on it's face.

A guy who thinks he's a unicorn because he knows how to use hair wax.

Hahaha this is sick. You failed at dumb ways to die. It's no secret.

Doodle or Die

Cathorse

Animal cruelty

Doodle or Die

Bat and a bird french kissing

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