Reindeer hiring out as TV antennae during the off season
When you wear your coat as a necktie, your girlfriend will strangle your balls.
Anarchist paper
Piglet's brains are overheating in the sun.
gamestop is really desperate for business
New meat
Bo's fan
The existential torment of plaid
If you're going to copy my look, at least don't get seasick
Alien versus restroom sign
Lazy bugger can't even spell
long-chain molecules folding for your pleasure