Majestic cow canters through a forest.

Willy Wonka is out for blood.

Blonde woman fights off green zombie with red dragon cock.

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Nega Johnny Bravo with a fierce ass black pompadour be doin da hustle. Lookit dat boy gooooooo.

Man offended and angered by big, black cock on his face.

Othergirls-chan's bloody torso. Her abdomen, and everything below, is gone. She's a dead, bloody mess.

Moby Dick. Captain Ahab lost Queequeg and now he doesn't know where Moby Dick is either. :C

"Maybe..." George Clooney muses aloud as he sets down his morning paper, staring wistfully out his mansion window. "Just maybe."

A man really likes to vomit.

Sailor Moon is dressed as a clock. It is approximately 11:06.