We're whalers on the moon / We carry a harpoon / But there ain't no whales / So we tell tall tales/ And sing our whaling tune.

Doodle or Die

As the ISS is losing all air pressure, an astronaut glances the Earth once more, already being torn apart and getting sucked into space.

A lonely diver takes on a huge angler fish in a duel to the death. "Have at these" he says, revealing his blade.

a farmer and a slick city dweller stereotypes demonstrate the differences between the indigenous expressions of acceptance

It was a dark, stormy night, as it became little Billy's turn to keep watch by the window. HOLY SHIT! BEHIND YOU BILLY, HE'S ALREA--

A Post-apocalyptic post card from Paris - the Eiffel tower is the only thing left standing.

Doodle or Die

Daffy Duck starring in Modern Times!

Doodle or Die

This is what my jeans would look like, if DoD was played with real oil paint.

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... Prepare to enter the Scary Door.

Squidward has become the moon. Yes, the moon. He now orbits Earth, being as grumpy as ever.

New Chain

what the butler saw

the confessions of a juvenile human-trafficker

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