Bioware's template customer service response.

Anime Obama with blonde hair

Some whore ODs on non prescription drugs

Don't trust him Ned!

A typical Scottish postman

Africa in the year 2020

I've got a brand new combine harvester.

Happy one legged Mexican wearing a dress.

A poor person with nothing to offer.

A dog running an accountancy firm

Midget surfs the web on a laptop

Jazz-rassic Park