a girl who is confused about her feet

superman caught the devil cheating at blackjack

a serious mafia baby

love at first sight, too bad it's a carrot

a person who is very distresses, because the lost their shoe

a yellow bellied lier

Ron Burgundy

life, as we know it

a jedi in the wrong universe

a game of Buckaroo gone horribly wrong

finish the story:

a cold mexican