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A typical day. Suddenly, thousands of people in fursuits barge onto the scene and begin to defecate on everything you love.

Someone is extraordinarily butthurt about the Homestuck fandom and is resorting to petty name calling in an effort to seem "witty".

in the middle of a grassy field, a jump rope lies next to a chocolate chip cookie. It is a representation of our fading childhoods.

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Draw your cards, because it's time to D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!

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Nic Cage in the greatest movie of all time-- Con Air.

Link runs majestically, firing arrows into the sunset.

Jack Noir mourns the loss of his prized cabbages.

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a sentient hard taco devouring a dorito.

A cheeseburger is Mexico

The people on doodleordie think the homestuck fandom will burn because almost everyone on this website is being a jerk.

A bear gets caught in a trap and struggles to free itself.

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