A stick man falls fantastically well onto the very top of his skull, crying blankly, 'OW.' whilst blood dribbles from his head.

A freaking HUGE (10% the size of Earth) asteroid ripping straight through the Earth's crust, while a sadistically satisfied moon approves.

an angry farmhouse is burning down, but it's okay, because it has very muscular charcoal-coloured arms.

a reasonably thick, stout car, connected directly to a worried-looking scrotum, which is either being crushed, or felt inappropriately.

Self-aware beer with a god-complex

Two people jumping and waving, desperately lamenting their inability to help a yellow man sinking into a cinnamon swirl.

A startled brain remembers he needs to be somewhere other than his host's skull.

I have... two finguhz

Dead fish.

Brock is gay.

Cat distracted from cola bottle by gorgeous gold toe ring.