There is more than one way to eat a reece's, but this isn't one one of those ways.

A manly viking chops the head off of a newt.

Mitt Romney reminding us all to make sure we don't fuck any kids.

It's ER the musical! and they're losing him!

The waves threaten spousal abuse to the seashore.

The doctor suggests you drink the blue stuff from maxi-pad commercials daily.

One of those treasure trolls that was really popular in the 1990s. You know, the ones that had faces like the young Olsen Twins?

This guy loves cookies so much, he's eating them right off the factory's conveyor belt!

Professor X is a dancin' machine

The presidents are bitching about how Mt. Rushmore came out.

Mike Tyson gives a Mermaid an abortion.

Colored pencil sketch of patrick swayze from Road House looking off into the sunset.