A bright smile to make a great day even better.

An employee holds up a sign to his place of work, Home Depot.

It's hard to keep a straight face like that when the only things being drawn in this room right now are phallic, anti-semite or both.

A gorgeous ebony sculpture.

Profanity promoting antisemitism.

Gays are real. They're coming. They will hunt you down. Not to convert you, not to fornicate with you, but to hug you. Hugs are so great.

Two phallic friends butt heads playfully.

He's losing himself, but he's loving himself.

A fallen leaf enjoys lipstick, mascara, eyeshadow, and the art of song.

A zombie pumpkin is famished. He craves minds.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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