Penis Simon Belmont uses his penis whip to banish Penis Dracula for another hundred years. he's really happy about it.

A guy got his jimmies rustled so hard it caved in his head and caused brain damage.

The sun reveals its final form.

Yeah. Galo sengen.

An accurate rendition of political cartoons in the 1900s.

The /f/ soundtrack.

A joke that was never funny.

A magical earth mole is confused about his new oceanside property.

An accurate count of how many dolphin there are on DoD.

Gaben riding the dragon from the Neverending Story.

Someone punches a butterfly and causes a tornado in the Third World.

Two knife-wielding hands menace each other under dramatic signage.