A box of Krispy Kreme begins to weep once it realizes that as soon as the last half donut is consumed, that it will no longer has a purpose.

Two pieces of poop on a table at a diner somewhere. Probably Florida.

Taste the rainbow

Coolest guy with the coolest cool guy shades. Shades so cool you could walk away from an explosion wearing them.

A kielbasa sausage wearing a yellow hat and sock enters a bar...

Four disembodied eyes examine a strange box.