The awkward moment when Splinter and the entire ninja turtle team walk in on you masturbating

Satan the douche

Chinese man in a straw hat tries corn for the first time

guitar amplifier

red basketball is way too big for hoop

rich turd greets a busty turd

H.R. Giger alien pees on a UFO and says fuck you son

a strawberry milkshake blows its top

Little green aliens using a gum ball machine

No, I don't.

Naked man with a jack-o-lantern for a head

Guy and his friend in a ski coat arrive in time to see man in hat punch a book off of the table

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