The explosion of Barney.

A boy plays with a toy bus while the ghost of his deformed aunt watches over him.

Poor egg can't reach the jam! :(

Diglett don't dig bullshit. Quit the bullshit.

Only if it's actually decent.

A man cries. A cloud takes pity on him and sends down a small fish and a glass eye.

We built twin rockets and then flew to outer space together. I then realized as 5 year olds we had neglected to put in an oxygen supply.

I warrant that even the swings couldn't cheer me up today, father dearest.

aint nothing tastier than cheesy feet.

I fucking love the rain.

Fox McCloud is going for the time warp.

Upon being stabbed in the eye, Jeffrey found himself in considerable pain. He was, however, not one to kick up a fuss.