THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL

Wizard disappointed because he accidentally got the Carl's Jr star instead of a real one

VOMIT ON THE ILLUMINATI

Your grocery store cashier won't sell you that banana

Obama is secretly an alien working against God

The gingerbread man in the style of pointillism

Grey bird covered in blonde hair with both a beak AND a mouth, wearing a dead goldfish on its back like a fucking prize

A shit ton of 8s

Turd trapped in a cage

A disembodied head atop a hill of nothing doesn't understand his situation.

Red M imagines he can hear music, but he's deaf

Elephant gets an awkward boner on a date