a very powerful boner

two dumb politicians. a lonely man in the watching crowd waves a british flag.

Doodle or Die

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plush rump newsletter

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spongebob shoots a spherical bullet from a poorly drawn gun

it's a bird! it's a plane! it's...santa claus!

a big toe licks the foot it belongs to while the four other toes watch in disgust and confusion

a dragon heads toward the exit

two young blond boys proudly proclaim that they are indeed homosexual

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