uncomfortable scene from a Spongebob sex-ed video

A man licks an electrified cage labeled "Nick" while a pregnant spoon starts to give birth.

A rainbow lightsaber-wielding owl and a well-endowed lion "cross swords."

A one-armed Lego pirate makes fun of Mega Bloks.

a tired overplayed meme that has had the very last bit of humor sucked out of its desiccated corpse

A smiling man holding a sign that reads "cave" as the World Trade Center burns behind him.

Mr. Potato Head couldn't be more pleased with his new dildoguitar.

adorable pink Furby plummets to its death

A man slips on a banana peel while Satan dies of old age.

A strawberry advises a man not to do drugs—a bit late as he's on a bad trip and has just chopped both of his hands off.

sex (biological) contrasted with gender (social construct)

Batman feather duster

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