A man that is yearning for icecream

Tableman.

Empty bottle

whoa that's not safe for work

The cabbage hates life, I would too if I was a vegetable.

Desperate Housewives is terrible

The horde is coming

A little blue man sees that the black man has something wrong with his kneecap so the blue man calls an ambulance to get help

A mexican that doesn't know the difference between a rock and a chocolate icecream

Love tornado

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

The devil is showing that he is secretly in love with god by having a tattoo of God's name written in a black heart on his right butt cheek