giant naked mole rat using telekenesis to make the british flag bleed. while wearing a hula skirt.

A flower that is commonly mistaken for a penis!

A college student, ready for summer and is tired of studying and eating shitty food.

The Jetsons visit the sun!

awesome wizard mixin up some dope shit (probably meth, or a potion or some shit)

Lindsey Lohan wrecking a car into a tree!

Bacon for President 2012!

A one-thousand dollar bill tied to a pink balloon hovering over starving children.

T.v. box head robot with gonzo's nose playing baseketball!

I'm just a bill on Capital Hill, but was vetoed!

A stick figure man falsely accusing another stick figure man stealing his satchel.

A stick man with a really long neck leaning out of chair while eating dinner.

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