I do exclaim, Sir! The object in my immediate vision is Male Cow's excrement!

Gooby pls

A star with some words underneath it. Looks like it was meant to be satanic or derogatory but all I see is a pink star.

Communism.

Valentine's Day

Big Ben's day off

McDonald's invests in explosives

Concerned partygoer

What's my line?

Time travelling elephant

"Damn you, Strawberry!"

Y U NO EAT CARROT