Stupid looking emo kid with horns. The colour scheme is radically different on the horns. He likes Assassin's Creed.

A hamburger. This really isn't creative. Seriously, just a hamburger. Nothing to see here.

Grey peanut will crush Earth and all of the puny Earthicans. This wouldn't have happened if we'd just elected Ron Paul as Padishah Emperor.

Cute girl with pink hair cries while staring at a cake. I believe the cake was involved in a verbal fabrication of some kind.

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Squirrel. Um. He is doing something. About something. Seems important. Might be in love.

freedom

Home of the letter "a"

IF I SHOUT I AM SMARTER RIGHT GUIZE?!

Pink blob. Uh, that's about it. It has eyes.

Poorly maintained foot, who is rather angry, moves to crush the vile vegetables.

Sonic does something. I think he's flying. Could be falling. Certainly gay.