Doodle or Die

As the sun began to set, the hooker left the disappointed tree for home.

An insanely creepy looking fish with pure white eyes and a headlight. It's long jagged sharp golden teeth could shred a titanium whale.

Now listen up, heres a story about a green man in a green world who gave a green sock to his green girl.

A watermelon trembles in fear as his brethren are brutally slaughtered before his eyes.

Everything inside this line aproximately 350,000 KM from the Earth, has good taste.

The ultimate combination of the human stomach and the microwave. It allows the eating of any raw foods without getting ill.

A bomb blushes hardcore from all of the praise it is receiving.

Three people with absurdly long necks have some sort of infliction that is causing the mouths and eyes to appear in very abnormal colours.

Caillou seems to have let himself go by age 30. All he has left to do is caress his one pink sock on his lonely little hill.

Man picking up the soap.

Grey zombie looks greenish on red background. whao.

ERROR: Brain.exe has stopped working.

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