"Whaddaya mean the jerk store ran out? They never ran out before!"

Onion.

Peacocks. Because why not.

"TonIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIght!"

The best number.

"Yeah, shut the fuck up, James!"

Bob the Builder's hat, I suppose.

"HOW, NOW! WHAT AN UNJUSTLY MURDER! O, BLASPHEME! O, AVENGE ME!"

"I didn't do it," Says Dog.

Runaway Carrot.

Cursing with all the colors of the rainbow. Seriously.

Fire and Lightening.