Everybody has a dance partner at the disco party apart from lonely Geoff, who stands at the sidelines crying to himself as he wipes a tear

A stickman dreams of his perfect stick-woman with blonde hair, a triangular pelvis and balloon-like breasts. His hands are clasped together

A happy red pillow is absorbed by the double-shadow of an elaborate octopus in both yellow and blue

Joseph and his not-so technicolour dreamcoat

A man enters a convenience store only to be greeted by an ostrich bending it's neck into a coil shaped into the infinity symbol.

Lonely man rowing a raft approaches a bay in the darkness of night, the eerie overshadow of the moon watching his every stroke like a hound.

A giant yellow ball from above sucks the orange life energy from unsuspecting habitants below

Enter Sandmatt

The Communist Hairy-Chest-O

I am a motherfucking voltmeter

Mr Reader descending from the heavens preaching of physics all-holy

stairway to devon