Stuck at chinatown's new year's party with a worm who doesn't celebrate very often

Sorry, this is the wrong idea, we better clean this up before the cops arrive.

greentext stories: the revenge of the falling spaghetti

he can not into space.

Doodle or Die

Mentlegen ?1? with a black background and a skull-shaped moon with a green halo. Might as well be Obama

Paris Hilton with leukaemia in a red dress, worried about the blood test results.

Sun, saluting a blue, rude man.

New Chain

Rick Astley

New Chain

curse of darkness

empress of the dark world with a golden trident and orange horns on what seems to be a cave background. Tl;dr

Doodle or Die

dance fever goes wrong: starring john travolta's mother as a stripper and cube shaped puke on the floor

New Chain

old man in a wheelchair having a seizure attack while a blue rabid horse blatantly observes scat mouse porn.

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