What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

I am a death dealer

Shower curtain, this things like a fucking piece of toilet paper!

He-Bob Sponge-Man

Adult Swim vs. Cartoon Network

Conan the Adventurer

Ben (Ben 10: Ultimate Alien) as Conan (Conan the Barbarian) with a lightsaber blade on his sword

Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls) as Princess Jehnna (Conan the Destroyer)

Blossom (Powerpuff Girls) as Red Sonja (Conan the Barbarian)