It's.... Aids o' clock.
IIIII'LLLL MAKE A MAAAAAAN OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Harry Potter is doomguy in.... Knee Deep in the Dead!
An old grandmother with a present in her neck mistakes her grandchildren for movie stars because they switched her meds with narcotics.
You can stop going postal on the Duck Dynasty cast. Really, you can stop now.