Kawaii Hitler

XXX School bus

A distressed stick of butter ponders about Earth.

Disembodied military bugle player inside an army tank.

An actual spider-man, with webs coming out from where it should, the butt.

Stupid kid has to sit in front of the whole class wearing a dunce hat because he thought 2+2=Fish. Haha what a dubmnass!

Sun devours Redman.

Pencil writing out "doodle"

Seanbaby is invisible except for his hair sunglasses. This also means he's not wearing any clothes.

Man dies of boredom after watching a banana and a dalmatian's shoe fight in a ring.

Close up of a classic 14 oz bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup.

Dozens of sperm cells ready to penetrate an egg to make a delicious baby omelet. Tastes like crunchy chicken.