By eating the healthy kids, you can absorb their health and add it to your own.

Well, it's nice to meet you, Carnt Spel.

Elton John's chronic bleeding disorder kicks in at the worst possible time.

Dammit, the government ruins everything.

I don't care how immaculate this slice of pizza is, it's still only got 1.5 Pepperonis!

Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, why did you stab Harry Potter 37 times in the chest?

Megan fo... oh, ICWYDT. Clever. See, it says "Megan," and under it is a picture of a red fox.

A blue box with a picture of grapes on the front and a BAMF pair of sunglasses thinks it's the kool aid man.

Rain is actually made up of the tears the clouds cry after getting stabbed by a rampaging duck.

A blind man stumbles into a fire hydrant while looking for the restroom.

Maplehoof meets Fluttershy.

Alien haircut gone wrong.